Quotes: Suicide as Comedy

Neil: Vyvyan. Is it actually possible to kill yourself with laxatives?
Vyvyan: I dunno, Neil. But I'm going to stay and find out.

Cable: Now here's the critical part, *blah blah blah blah*
Deadpool: IT'S SO BORING... (to the audience) MAKE IT STOP! (shots himself in the head)
Cable: Dammit, Wade!
— Deadpool The Game

Finn: Thanks guys. Your blood oath is now fulfilled.
Balloons: YAY! To the Mesosphere! FINALLY, WE CAN DIE!