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Quotes / Suicide as Comedy

Neil: Vyvyan. Is it actually possible to kill yourself with laxatives?
Vyvyan: I dunno, Neil. But I'm going to stay and find out.

Cable: Now here's the critical part, *blah blah blah blah*
Deadpool: IT'S SO BORING... (to the audience) MAKE IT STOP! (shoots himself in the head)
Cable: Dammit, Wade!

Worsely: I saw a poster saying Suicide — ring the Samaritans. So this very pleasant young fellow came round and I told him I want to kill myself and could he help. He said in a very feeling voice he would certainly try. But does he hell. The bastard's always trying to stop me.
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Finn: Thanks guys. Your blood oath is now fulfilled.
Balloons: YAY! To the Mesosphere! FINALLY, WE CAN DIE!

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