"Back in my day, people only made techno remixes out of songs! And we liked it!"
HA HA HA. REPETITION MAKES IT FUNNY.
"Well, if you want to turn this into some kind of antiwar protest, expect to hear your "mountain of conflict" soundbite everywhere. From ringtones to a dance mix on YouTube!"
"HOW MANY REMIXES DO YOU IDIOTS HAVE?!"
—Ghost (Appropriately, that statement was turned into a remix, too.)