Martina: Alright, let's go. Quick and quiet. We don't want to create any situations where we need heroics.
Gurf: Emily, look out!
[Gurf dives in front of Emily, intercepting a laser blast that would have hit her.]
Martina: See, that's exactly the kind of thing I was talking about. Oh well, it was noble, I suppose.
Emily: It would've been noble if it wasn't a stun ray and he wasn't the heaviest oaf in our company to carry.

Huey: Dewey! Noooooo!
Louey: If only he hadn't blow himself up when I had a perfectly good rocket launcher right here. * Holds up rocket launcher*'

GRENADE! (sacrifices himself by jumping onto the grenade)
(camera unzooms, showing that the soldier and grenade was not near anyone else) Who did he save?
Nobody.

Do you have a death wish, lady? I mean, you didn't even try to think of any other alternatives...particularly one that wouldn't result in you getting possessed against everything you believe in!