Quotes / Stunt Casting

Burgess Meridith hologram: 'Bout damn time you activated me, you timid old bastard!
Noah: (guffawing) "RAWK! RAWK! You mus' go to da Dagobah System, Rawk!" Sure, he's a programmer. I doubt Burgess can program an alarm clock.

You know, if I'm going to watch one of the best cop shows to ever grace the small screen implode, than I want to see it done with some style. So if I'm offered the pop culture equivalent of a small planet exploding―seeing Savalas and Liberace of all people performing a straight dramatic scene...baby, it better be f*cking hilarious. Tragically, it's not.

To put it simply, Kathy Griffin is not an actress. She’s an entertainer. As such she is entirely unsuited to appearing on a show like The X-Files because she exclaims every line as though the audience is just out of reach and reacting with guffaws at her every utterance. She has no screen presence and yet paradoxically has too much (she’s too loud, too childish, too everything…).
Joe Ford on The X-Files, "Fight Club"

Jay: Randy Savage set up Nash, and Nash was in the limo that was t-boned by a mysterious white Hummer. But who's in the Hummer? Months passed without an answer to the driver's identity, and it bounced around from: Carmen Electra. To Sid Vicious. Maybe it was Hogan! Maybe it was Sting! And eventually: Stop asking.
V1: Sorry. The name...sticks out quite a bit. CARMEN ELECTRA. Did they try to sign her?
Jay: This was the angle to bring her in, that was the initial thought. But then that fell through, so...
OOC: W-what...why was she tryin' to kill Kevin Nash?
Jay: Why you gotta—why you gotta hassle me about this, man?
OSW Review on WCW Thunder (The David Arquette Trilogy)

As if it weren’t bad enough to have Arquette as a fluke champion, WCW actually continued the storyline, and Arquette began to defend the title against legitimate contenders, even going so far as to pin Tank Abbott. If you listened closely in this match, you could actually hear the toilet flush on Tank’s career.

The peak of Bon Jovi's career was when he was decapitated in the movie U-571. The could show that scene on repeat throughout all the games at The Ralph and everyone will love it.

Oh, Dom De Luise was there, too. He threw paper at the crowd for five seconds before disappearing completely. I've heard that this is exactly how he wanted his involvement in the parade worded in NBC's contract. Dom's a fucker.