Quotes / Stun Guns

"Stun settings are for people who can't commit."

"I don't want to get involved with this one. Let's pretend we didn't see it. I hate 3D girls, but there's something I hate even more! That is... a 3D girl who uses stun guns!!"
Keima Katsuragi, The World God Only Knows c08

"You mean instant immobilization of lifeforms of unknown age, biology and medical condition at widely varying ranges without long-term ill-effects? What do you think this is: science fiction?"
Demonica, Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

"Set phasers to 'stun'."

Karla: Should we set our lasers on stun?
Captain Kremmen: No, this is serious. Set them on Cringing Agony!
Kremmen of the Star Corps

As a side note, understand that there is no such thing as a "non-lethal" weapon. This is because any weapon or gas that can reliably incapacitate or render unconscious a 300-pound world-wrestling champion will be strong enough to instantly kill a small child or elderly person.

Lt. Barf: Set phizzers to kill!
Captain Pinchhard: Mr Barf, we must try to communicate with the creature first.
Lt. Barf: Very well. Set phizzers to sting!
Sev Trek: Pus in Boots

"So great is the appeal of Better Than Life when one store in New Tokyo ran out of stocks, rubber nuclear weapons had to be deployed to disperse the crowd."
Newsreader, Red Dwarf

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