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"Why am I forced to walk the Earth with this conscience? Maybe, if there's such a thing as reincarnation, I can come back down to Earth and just trample all over people without giving a damn about anyone but myself. That would be awesome. That's it — in my next life, I'm coming back as a conservative."
— Mick Foley, The Hardcore Diaries
"My God! You'd be less subtle if you spray-painted 'I hate Bush' on your chest and went in front of the White House naked!"
— Linkara on Amazons Attack
"I OPPOSE EVERYTHING"
—Protester's placard in Dominion Tank Police
Big Oil (thought bubble): If I let this guy stop the weather, people will stop dying. But oil is made of dead things. That means less oil.
Big Oil (aloud): beat it, hippie!
"I think Michael Moore is stupid! I think Bush is the best president! He is the best president because he has a dog!"
"Oh my God! The dead have risen and they're voting Republican!"
—Bart Simpson, in "Sideshow Bob Roberts," on finding the tomb of a "registered voter" who died in 1909
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