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WE ARE HELPING! WE ARE HELPING!
—Dumbed-down binomes, ReBoot
Uh oh, everything's working fine, better call in the military!
—Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind
Like one who takes away a garment on a cold day, or like vinegar poured on soda, is one who sings songs to a heavy heart.
— The Bible, Proverbs 25:20
I have heard many things like these; miserable comforters are you all! Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? I could also speak like you, if you were in my place; I could make fine speeches against you and shake my head at you.
— Job, The Bible, Job 16:2-4
"HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HELLO! HEY! WATCH OUT! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!"
— Link, "There Will Be Brawl."
Church: "Caboose, Help Agent South!"
Caboose: "OK" *Shoots Agent South*
Zeetha: Are you sure they're trying to help? Gil: It's my fault, really. I make it look easy. The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
Wallace: Scott!
Scott (while fighting): What?
Wallace: Watch out! It's that one guy!
Scott: Okay, thank you, Wallace.
Harry: "Just promise me one thing, Dobby."
Dobby: "Anything, Harry Potter!"
Harry: "Never try to save my life again."
"You just got Mario sucked into a black hole, a gateway to the dark void between realities, where he will be tortured forever. That is not helping. That is the opposite of helping."
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