Rest your shoulders, Peaches and Cream
Everywhere a Judas as far as you can see
By what we're sure is a total coincidence, Jackie Coogan is the namesake of the Coogan Act, which safeguards the financial earnings and other rights of child actors and came about after an adult Coogan sued his mother and stepfather for squandering all of his money. So Jackie's family wasn't merely terrible — they were groundbreakingly
There were movie-star demands ó big rooms, the mother there, all the stuff. ĎWe need the presidential suite at The Bristol!í It was just a sense of entitlement. The biggest stars donít do that kind of thing.
Using your children as proxies for fulfillment of dreams you never realized yourself is an excellent parenting technique endorsed by both Dina and Michael Lohan
Sergeant Asshole McPlasticFace
tells her child army that she (read: the producers) have all sorts of 'fun things' planned for Spring Break. Nobody makes 'fun things' sound like the opposite of fun
the way Kate Gosselin does. After 13-year-old Mady lets her mom know that she isnít into 'fun things,' Kate goes full dramatic Game of Thrones
and tells her daughter that she has one last chance at REDEMPTION! ...Basically, Kate Gosselin knows this is really HER show and the bitch is going to perform.
After Kate and Madyís little power-struggle, Kate takes her daughterís cell phone away and you can almost feel her dark orb of a heart throb with glee when she does it. Kate tells her best friend, the camera, that she got her kids cell phones and iPads just so she can take them away when they misbehave and so that her evil powers can regenerate from their cries and moans...And what I donít understand is, thereís 8 of those kids. Canít they band together and go after her Children of the Corn
-style? They can shoot it for another 2-hour special called 8 Minus Kate.
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