Quotes / Squirrels in My Pants

Calvin: You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet might be running loose in your pants.
Hobbes: Another reason not to wear 'em.

Minkowski: Eiffel? Are you okay?
Eiffel: (whimpers) N-no...
Minkowski: Did [the Giant Spider] sting you?
Eiffel: No... Not yet...
Minkowski: "Yet"? What do you mean? Did you see where it went?
Eiffel: (whimpering, sobbing) It... it...
Minkowski: Eiffel? Eiffel, stay with me. Where did the spider go?
Eiffel: It... (whispers) Commander, it ran down my shirt!