I want the world
I want the whole world
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises
Of all shapes and sizes
Don't care how, I want it now!
Don't care how, I want it no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow!
— Veruca Salt, "I Want It Now", Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
— Sylvester the Cat
"Let's face it: If you're walking around with a $100,000 iPod Shuffle case, you're doing that so poor people hate you. Get the same effect for a fraction of the cost by jamming this diamond-studded pacifier in your infant's mouth. It's the fastest way to tell nearby child psychologists that your baby will have a sex tape by the time it's 18 months old."
"Kim Kardashian really hated her normcore Irish honeymoon, says the Daily Mail. She was very bored the entire time and irritated that it didn't match in lavishness her wedding and pre-wedding. (I don't think there are any golden toilets in Ireland, which was probably an issue.)"