Quotes / Sonic the Hedgehog 2: Special Edition

"So [Yuji Naka] just says: "F**k it! Let's just make Sonic 2 again!" It turned out that he was being sarcastic. However, we were much too far into development at that point."

— Anonymous member of Sonic Team, explaining why this game was made.

Check it out! It's the last piece of logic left! ...Screw that noise.

— docfuture, summing up his LP of this game.

So we've reached the end and finished Sonic 2.
Look at Tails in greyscale with his tiny mates.
He looks quite concerned,
and now he's getting his plane out as well, look.
(Watch my stuff, Clucks, while I'm gone)
(Why does he need a plane?)
Off he goes, then.
(Hasn't he got his tails? How's he of use at all?)
Hope he's there in time.
(What's the point of him?)
Sonic's gone all yellow and he's falling down...

Look at the birds behind the plane! (that's a fair few Flickies)
I know a bloke who hated this,
Cause he finished it too fast,
as you might have seen him claim
on GamesMaster
But I loved it up,
and the comics were good,
Leeeeet's plaaaay~

Grass and they are hooted all day,
(Hope no cats are eaten),
Put head in moon and call Moomin!
And that's our mighty day!
Donkey rode on the dead
Throw your mum off a wall and a heap,
The leader came home
Let's plaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
Let's plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...
Sonic 2! (Special Edition, for the Sega CD/32X peripheraaaaaaaaaaaaaaals...)

— The lyrics to the end credits theme by Dave "Demon Tomato" Bulmer. The last part makes about as much sense as the rest of the game.

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