"If you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests, please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so don't worry. If it persists for a week, though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen."
— Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science, Portal 2
Kirito: I had a look at the flavor text by the way. You will never guess what this stuff is. [hands crystal over to Lizbeth]
Lizbeth: What?
Kirito: It's Dragon Poop. [Lizbeth tosses the Crystal away from her as Kirito catches it] Relax. You are wearing virtual gloves, over virtual hands, holding a virtual item, that came from a virtual — not to mention mythical — creature.
Lizbeth: What?
Kirito: It's Dragon Poop. [Lizbeth tosses the Crystal away from her as Kirito catches it] Relax. You are wearing virtual gloves, over virtual hands, holding a virtual item, that came from a virtual — not to mention mythical — creature.
Rick: Son of a... Why were the Gromflomites holding you prisoner? What the fuck is so valuable about you?
"Fart": I am no more valuable than life itself. However, I am able to alter the composition of atoms, like this. [pulses with electricity, dropping a gold nugget to the floor] That was oxygen. I added seventy-one protons to it.
Rick: Ah, terrific. The fart that pooped gold. No wonder every cop in the system is lookin’ for us!
"Fart": I am no more valuable than life itself. However, I am able to alter the composition of atoms, like this. [pulses with electricity, dropping a gold nugget to the floor] That was oxygen. I added seventy-one protons to it.
Rick: Ah, terrific. The fart that pooped gold. No wonder every cop in the system is lookin’ for us!
Atreus: If the Dwarf King captured more than one dragon, he must've needed them to create this legendary armor...
Mimir: Interesting thought, lad. And it makes sense... Nearly everything about dragons is useful, and contains power. Teeth, scales, even excrement.
Atreus: Excrement?
Mimir: Ah, uh... shit.
Atreus: Dragon shit is powerful?
Mimir: Aye lad. Potently powerful. [laughs out loud]
Kratos: The Head is having fun with you.
Mimir: Oh, I knew that.
Mimir: Interesting thought, lad. And it makes sense... Nearly everything about dragons is useful, and contains power. Teeth, scales, even excrement.
Atreus: Excrement?
Mimir: Ah, uh... shit.
Atreus: Dragon shit is powerful?
Mimir: Aye lad. Potently powerful. [laughs out loud]
Kratos: The Head is having fun with you.
Mimir: Oh, I knew that.
"You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold."
—The Alchemist, The Holy Mountain
