Quotes: Snark Bait

"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we in the ghetto used to call, 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk flavored lollipop."
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, reviewing Clive Barker's "Clive Barker's Jericho", By Clive Barker.

Tell us, is it you who are here
For our good cheer?
Or are we here for the glory
For the story
For the gory satisfaction of telling you how absolutely awful you really are?
Jethro Tull, A Passion Play