Remember: People still sell snake oil. They just put pictures of leaves on the bottle now.
We'll drink, a drink, a drink,
To Lily the Pink, the Pink, the Pink,
The saviour of the human race.
For she invented Medicinal Compound,
Most efficacious in ev'ry case.
—Lily the Pink, Scaffold
"Sell your tonics elsewhere, miracle man!"
— The Engineer upon dominating a Medic