Quotes / Sly Cooper

Bentley: Sly, come in! SLYYYYY! DO YOU READ ME?!
Sly: Yeah, I read you. Loud and... ''very loud''.

Murray: I hope you weren't harmed by my meteoropic entrance.
Sly: No Murray, I kept at a safe distance.
Murray: Good, the Thunder Flop knows neither friend nor foe, only destruction!

Muggshot: What, are you kidding? You break into my place, steal my stuff, trash the joint. I feel transgressed and violated. Let's rock!

Sly: If you hated the Cooper line so much, then why did you let me live when you stole the Thievius Raccoonus?
Clockwerk: Because I wanted to show the world that without your precious book, the Cooper line was nothing!
Sly: Ah, well, that's where you're wrong: the Thievius Raccoonus doesn't create great thieves, it takes great thieves to create the Thievius Raccoonus!
Clockwerk: Enough, Sly Cooper, it ends here. I'll finish you like I finished your father. Then the Cooper line will be erased and the only Master Thief will be... Clockwerk!

Carmelita: Freeze, Cooper!
Sly: Inspector Fox, as beautiful and unpredictable as ever.
Carmelita: Whereas you crooks are so predictable. You always return to the scene of the crime.
Sly: Crime? I haven't stolen anything...yet.

Sly: No deal! You and the rest of the Klaww Gang have to be stopped! Clockwerk will never see the light of day. Just hand over the Tail Feathers and we can-
Dimitri: What is this with clocks, bro? Have you no vision? Are you hearing what I beam to you? You think you have juice? Don't show me a little mind when talking about such big things. You think you can swing the bat? Show your bling and let me shine you!
Sly: I have no idea what you're saying. And your suit sucks!
Dimitri: [Dramatic gasp] LET'S DANCE!

Sly: Bentley, you there?
Bentley: Yeah, pal?
Sly: I'm about to head inside the vault... and I want you and Murray to come with me. We're a team, a family. We should do this together.
Bentley: OK, be right up...partner.
Murray: Nice! We'll have the Panda King give the van a boost! Stand clear Sly, we're about to get awesome!
(Panda King lights the fireworks)
Panda King: (Gleefully) The fuse is lit!
Murray: Buckle up Bentley... we're about to fly!
(The van shoots up into the air)
Murray: YAHOO!
(The van lands at the entrance to the Cooper Vault)
Bentley: ...We're never doing that again.

"You're a bad person. I mean it!"
Bentley via grapple cam

Octavio (After backflip kicking Bentley out of his wheelchair): You're right to be scared, hippo. Your wheelchair friend shouldn't have been so smart.
Murray, breaking his aboriginal fossil necklace: THAT DOES IT! I'll floss my teeth with your spine!