"She’s always a step ahead of me. That’s what makes her such a worthy opponent."
— Lucille, Arrested Development
— Mr. Turner, The Fairly OddParents!
"Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."
— Michael Scott, The Office (US)
"Don't be nice to Aly. He's my nemesis."
"Whadda ya mean, 'don't fight Canadian Guy to death on the front lawn?' Why else would I invite Canadian Guy over?"
"Newman is my sworn enemy."
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld
"You boys made me have to apologize to Mrs. McClusky, my worst enemy."
— Lynette, Desperate Housewives, "Pilot"
— Homer Simpsons, The Simpsons