Quotes / Sitcom Arch-Nemesis

"She’s always a step ahead of me. That’s what makes her such a worthy opponent."
Lucille, Arrested Development

Mr. Turner, The Fairly OddParents!

"Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."
Michael Scott, The Office (US)

"Don't be nice to Aly. He's my nemesis."

"Whadda ya mean, 'don't fight Canadian Guy to death on the front lawn?' Why else would I invite Canadian Guy over?"

"Newman is my sworn enemy."
Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld

"You boys made me have to apologize to Mrs. McClusky, my worst enemy."
Lynette, Desperate Housewives, "Pilot"

"Stupid Flanders."
Homer Simpsons, The Simpsons