Quotes: Sir Swears-a-Lot

LOTTA PEOPLE BEEN ASKING WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKING TIME. THE TORGUE STOCKHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, P*SSY-F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS. THAT'S LIKE HALF MY F*CKING VOCABULARY! IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH*T!

"I know you're not a stupid kid, 'cause I say "FUCK" a lot and you're okay with that."

"Cowabunga... COWA-FUCKING-PIECE-OF-DOG-SHIT! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick. This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit. I've had more fun playing with dog turds. Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls. This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter. I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum. I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of buffalo's anus. It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit... and I don't like it."

Lifesaver Les: So you're looking for a fuckin' blue are ya? Hey? Well fuckin' come on, COME ON!
Rocky: What'd you start us for, mate? Chillax.
Lifesaver Les: I'll fuckin' biff ya, mate!
Habib: What did I do?
Lifesaver Les: Well, If you wanna own the fuckin' beach, you had to go through FUCKIN' US, 'cause we own the FUCKIN' Beach, our grandfathers fought in World War FUCKIN' 2 in this fuckin' beach, oh right if I were you I'd FUCK OFF!!
Habib: Rocky look, what's he saying? His Aussie accent is like hard to understand.
Lifesaver Les: You, you and you and you, FUCK OFF!!!
Rocky: I think he said, "Who wants to start a WAR!!!!"
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