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->''A journey of a thousand miles begins with the words "I know a shortcut!"''
-->-- '''Anonymous''', ripping off Creator/{{Laozi}}
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->'''Virgil''': The Pods are configured for Arctic conditions, so should get there safely.\\
'''Scott''': Great, then let's blast it!\\
'''Virgil''': Not so fast; we're surrounded by ice hazards. I've plotted a route that will skirt us around most of the more treacherous landscape. We'll head just north of this ice cliff.\\
'''Scott''': But the generator is south. The fastest route between two points is a straight line.\\
'''Virgil''': Scott! Follow the route! It's too dangerous! (groans and {{facepalm}}s) Buckle up, MAX...\\
'''Scott''': [[TemptingFate We'll be fine. Trust me!]]\\
''[[GilliganCut One cut later, we see a frustrated Scott kicking his crashed Pod.]]''\\
'''Virgil''': Can we do it my way now?\\
'''Scott''': Fine...
-->--''WesternAnimation/ThunderbirdsAreGo''
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-->-- '''Anonymous''', ripping off Creator/{{Laozi}}

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-->-- '''Anonymous''', ripping off Creator/{{Laozi}}Creator/{{Laozi}}

->''"Do not take the shortcut through the woods. "''
-->-- [[http://www.oocities.org/evilsnack/innocent.htm The Normal Innocent Bystander's Survival Guide]]

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--> '''[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=259211 Canyon Minotaur]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering.''

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--> -- '''[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=259211 Canyon Minotaur]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering.''

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--> Flavor text for [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering Canyon Minotaur]].

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--> Flavor text for [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering '''[[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=259211 Canyon Minotaur]].Minotaur]]''', ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering.''

->''A journey of a thousand miles begins with the words "I know a shortcut!"''
-->-- '''Anonymous''', ripping off Creator/{{Laozi}}
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->"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"''

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->"Isn't ->''"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"''
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->''"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."

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->''"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side.""''
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->"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."
->"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"
->"Yes."
->"So shouldn't we—"
->"No."

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->"We'll ->''"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."
->"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"
->"Yes."
->"So
canyon?"''
->''"Yes."''
->''"So
shouldn't we—"
->"No."
we—"''
->''"No."''
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->"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."
->"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"
->"Yes."
->"So shouldn't we—"
->"No."
--> Flavor text for [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering Canyon Minotaur]].

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