"Holy shit! Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!"
Crow: He has a severe allergy to shirts!
Mike: I'm not shirtless enough, I'm gonna take off my skin.
This is serial shirtlessness!
"Also, James has no shirt. This is important. I mean, just for life in general."
"I'll get your arrow, prettyboy. And I'll do it with my shirt on."
"Doesn't he own a shirt?"
— Edward Cullen on Jacob
"Please, all men with hot bodies, burn your shirts. Thanks."
— Rebecca Rose
"Kirk is a manwhore whose shirt has an aversion to its intended purpose."
I have watched this video about three times now. I don't know what happened in it, all I know is that Evan has been shirtless for damn near 9 minutes.
Liara: You were dead!
Shepard: I came back.
Yes, you came back! And now you're more interested in seeing Jacob with his shirt off!
— Mass Effect 2
, "Lair of the Shadow Broker" (no, they're not talking about that
"I was out walkin' around this afternoon and I saw this cute little farmer standing there with a pair of jeans on and no shirt! I leaned out the bus window and I said "Honey, you're looking good"!"
— K.T. Oslin at Farm Aid, 1990
My favorite way to see a guy is in a faded pair of Levis - the straight leg ones with no shirt and no shoes. With wet hair. That is my ultimate fantasy look. I love it. It's hot.
— Lynne Austin
, Miss July 1986, Playboy
"They've shortened their breath, burned their skin, and somehow lost their shirts; I'd consider this a successful match."
— Koto, from Yu Yu Hakusho.
"I grew up in a time when morality held sway, thank you wry much. Back then, on hot day like yesterday, a girl wouldn't need to watch these dirty things on television in order to be exposed -IN A HEALTHY RELIGIOUS WAY-to members of the opposite sex. All she had to do was go outside and there they were in all their shirtless wonder."
"I can still picture it: lithe, muscular boys in their late teens frolicking in the majesty of their budding manhood; perspiration highlighting their well-toned pecs; their sweat-soaked shirts accenting their tight, beautiful asses and vibrant genitalia."