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Wally: I'm thinking of growing a beard to disguise the fact I have no chin. Then I'll wear loose sweaters to disguise the fact I have no waist. Alice: Maybe you should get a Sherlock Holmes outfit to disguise the fact you have no clue? — Dilbert
John: Shayera, I wanted to...JUDAS PRIEST! Shayera: Problem? John: No, no, it's just...I've, uh, never seen you in a dress before. "Have you always been that pretty?"
— Locke, Final Fantasy VI
"See? You're a pig, Barney's a pig, Larry's a pig... we're all pigs! Except for one difference: Once in a while, we can crawl out of the slop, hose ourselves off and act like human beings."
— Moe Szyslak to Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Carter: (to Donny) Before I put on this dress, you couldn't even remember my name.
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