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If a bastard takes your sexbot, that's grand larceny. If a bastard takes your girlfriend, that's a Ben Stiller movie.
— "To My Unborn Son", Cracked

"Itchy is left alone with 1970’s disco diva Diahann Carroll, who proceeds to give the geriatric Wookie a virtual blow job. Itchy responds by bouncing up and down in what can only be described as sexual delight. Laugh all you want – I just WISH I was making this up... (Oh, and I should note that on IMDB, Carroll’s character is listed as 'Holographic Wow.' I could retire if I could write comedy that good.)"
Wrestlecrap, "The Star Wars Holiday Special – Welcome to the Dark Side"

"Listen doll, I believe robots exist to free humanity from the soulless grind of manual labor, to act as a faithful companion in the conquest of space, and to serve as a politically-incorrect slave substitute — not the pornographic fantasy of geeky scientifiction readers!"
"But I have been programmed with over six million pornographic fantasies," purred the sensual sexeroid, the subsonics of her voice sending erotic vibrations through Proton's nether regions. "I was created in Man's image of the ideal woman. No Servus droid may harm the male ego or, through omission of action, allow that ego to be harmed."
Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space