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Alfred: Whenever you stitch yourself up, you do make a bloody mess.
Bruce Wayne: Yeah-argh! It makes me learn from my mistakes.
Alfred: Well you ought to be pretty knowledgeable by now then.
Bruce Wayne: Yeah-argh! It makes me learn from my mistakes.
Alfred: Well you ought to be pretty knowledgeable by now then.
Literature
Alex: He tried to give himself godeyes.
Adam: ...yes? Welcome to five minutes ago.
Alex: No. He tried to give himself godeyes.
[beat]
Grigorii: Heh. Yeah. Not my smartest move, right?
Adelle: YOU TRIED TO PERFORM SURGERY ON YOURSELF!? WHAT IN THE LIGHTLESS NIGHT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Grigorii: Not so loud, sis, ow.
Adelle: [grabbing him by the ear] It took twenty of the best doctors in the city to give the Dragon his eyes, and you thought you could do it by yourself, to yourself!?
Grigorii: I had—ow—information he never did! It seemed simple enough!
Adelle: IT REQUIRES PULLING THE EYES OUT OF YOUR SKULL AND DOING PRECISION SURGERY ON THEM WHILE THEY ARE MUTATED BY THE TOY MAKER!
Adam: ...yes? Welcome to five minutes ago.
Alex: No. He tried to give himself godeyes.
[beat]
Grigorii: Heh. Yeah. Not my smartest move, right?
Adelle: YOU TRIED TO PERFORM SURGERY ON YOURSELF!? WHAT IN THE LIGHTLESS NIGHT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Grigorii: Not so loud, sis, ow.
Adelle: [grabbing him by the ear] It took twenty of the best doctors in the city to give the Dragon his eyes, and you thought you could do it by yourself, to yourself!?
Grigorii: I had—ow—information he never did! It seemed simple enough!
Adelle: IT REQUIRES PULLING THE EYES OUT OF YOUR SKULL AND DOING PRECISION SURGERY ON THEM WHILE THEY ARE MUTATED BY THE TOY MAKER!
— Domina
Live Action TV
Jake: All right, this is gonna hurt. But I'm gonna get you through it. (looks at the wound and gasps) Oh my God, I'm gonna throw up into your cut. (turns away) Oh, I saw inside of you. How are humans alive?!
Holt: Okay, uh, I'll do the surgery, and, uh, you just breathe, okay? We'll get you through this.
Jake: Okay. (Holt pulls out the pipe, producing a "squish" sound) What was that sound? I did not like that "squish" sound.
Holt: The pipe has been removed. Now I'm sewing myself up. Okay, this is almost over, you're doing great. Just keep talking. Keep talking.
Jake: Talking about what?
Holt: Uh, tell me about Amy, hmm? You must be excited to see her.
Jake: Very much, you know. Oh, God, what if it doesn't go well? We haven't seen each other in a while, and (turns to Holt) what if it's weird? (sees Holt's wound and gasps, terrified, and turns away)
Holt: Keep going, keep going. You're doing so well. Why would it be weird?
Jake: I don't know, I don't know. I mean, maybe we've grown apart. Maybe she'll be repulsed by my frosted tips. I was gonna defrost them before I saw her for the first time.
Holt: I'm sure it will be magical when you see her. Aaaand (pulls needle and thread up) guess what?
Jake: What?
Holt: I'm done, I've sewn myself up.
Jake: (turns towards Holt) Huh.
Holt: You did great, buddy. I'm proud of you.
Jake: (grins) I can't believe I did it. I'm so strong.
Holt: Okay, uh, I'll do the surgery, and, uh, you just breathe, okay? We'll get you through this.
Jake: Okay. (Holt pulls out the pipe, producing a "squish" sound) What was that sound? I did not like that "squish" sound.
Holt: The pipe has been removed. Now I'm sewing myself up. Okay, this is almost over, you're doing great. Just keep talking. Keep talking.
Jake: Talking about what?
Holt: Uh, tell me about Amy, hmm? You must be excited to see her.
Jake: Very much, you know. Oh, God, what if it doesn't go well? We haven't seen each other in a while, and (turns to Holt) what if it's weird? (sees Holt's wound and gasps, terrified, and turns away)
Holt: Keep going, keep going. You're doing so well. Why would it be weird?
Jake: I don't know, I don't know. I mean, maybe we've grown apart. Maybe she'll be repulsed by my frosted tips. I was gonna defrost them before I saw her for the first time.
Holt: I'm sure it will be magical when you see her. Aaaand (pulls needle and thread up) guess what?
Jake: What?
Holt: I'm done, I've sewn myself up.
Jake: (turns towards Holt) Huh.
Holt: You did great, buddy. I'm proud of you.
Jake: (grins) I can't believe I did it. I'm so strong.
George: Why is he suturing his own face?
Christina: To turn me on?
Alex: Cause he's Mark Sloane! He's, like, the go-to plastic surgeon on the East coast.
Christina: To turn me on?
Alex: Cause he's Mark Sloane! He's, like, the go-to plastic surgeon on the East coast.
"I need a pen knife, some dental floss, a sewing needle, and a fifth of whiskey. Stat!"
— Sam Winchester, Supernatural, "Changing Channels"
Webcomics
Bosun: You removed your internal organs?
Neeka: Any competent medical professional would have done the same.
Bosun: You removed your own internal organs from your body. By yourself.
Neeka: As would any competent medical professional who has a healthy secondary metabolic mode.
Bosun: It still sounds risky.
Neeka: I did make sure my dorsal cap-stack was fully charged.
Bosun: If you're gonna show off, other people are s'posed to be watching.
Neeka: Any competent medical professional would have done the same.
Bosun: You removed your own internal organs from your body. By yourself.
Neeka: As would any competent medical professional who has a healthy secondary metabolic mode.
Bosun: It still sounds risky.
Neeka: I did make sure my dorsal cap-stack was fully charged.
Bosun: If you're gonna show off, other people are s'posed to be watching.
