Quotes: Self-Serving Memory
: Yeah...our first meeting went pretty well, all things considered.
:...But you have never been to high
"I have done that", says my memory. "I cannot have done that" — says my pride, and remains adamant. At last — memory yields."
Superman: Funny, that's not how I remember it.
Allow me to refresh your memory.
"Yes, I believe that
you believe you helped write that joke. That's how people like you work! Your ego is so out of whack that it will do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome, when really, they're just douchebags!"
telling Cartman off about his memory, South Park
, "Fishsticks" note
Loki: Well, I convinced your precious Dr. Selvig to work on the Tesseract and, no thanks to you, I did climb out of that galactic abyss you threw me into—
I flung thee into no abyss, brother! THOU DIDST LET GO SEEMINGLY FOR NO REASON BUT TO MAKE ME FEEL REALLY REALLY