Quotes: Self-Made Orphan

"This is Sock. He just killed his parents. In his sleep."

"Patricide is a long standing tradition in video games."

"Yes, yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women anyway?! I killed my father too and you don't hear me whining about it!"
M. Bison to Chun Li, American Street Fighter cartoon

"Cause of parents' death...Got in my way."
Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons

Cale'anon:"Is there any chance he was the one who killed your father and you were seeking justice so your beloved and missed parent could be at peace in the afterlife?"
Richard:"No, but it does bring to mind the amusing story of the time I murdered my father."

Half an hour after making that will, Kurt had bitten Papa's face in half like a piece of fruit.

As far as the world must know, "Willy" ceased to exist when you left him in prison. Now, it's your turn.
Wilson Fisk, aka Kingpin, Spider-Man: The Animated Series

The Dark Lord and I have much in common. Both of us, for instance, had very disappointing fathers...very disappointing indeed. Both of us suffered the indignity, Harry, of being named after those fathers. And both of us had the pleasure...the very great pleasure...of killing our fathers!

Randy: You're gonna do something for your mom, Catalina?
Catalina: My mother is dead.
Randy: I'm sorry.
Catalina: Oh, it's okay, it was either her or me.

King Terenas: What is this? What are you doing, my son?
What's the worst part about your parents dying on your 18th birthday?
They'll charge you as an adult for it.
Old Joke

''Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks
And when she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one''
Folk Rhyme

You know, it's moments like these I remember the last thing my father told me... "Careful son, that gun's loaded!"
Stone Cold (1991)

For 3 million I'd kill my own mother. Actually I did, for a lot less than that
Ariella Martinez, Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball