"I choose not to understand these signs!"
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest.
—Simon & Garfunkel, "The Boxer"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
—Paul Bradford, The Dungeonmaster (popularized by Adam Savage, Mythbusters), also attributed to talk radio host Michael Savage.
Sometimes, days are like this
And you don't agree with what you see...
— Opinions Won't Keep You Warm At Night, a song by Kisschasy