Quotes: Selective Obliviousness
"I choose not to understand these signs!"
— Bender, Futurama
"Still, a man hears what he wants to hear, and disregards the rest."
—Simon & Garfunkel, "The Boxer"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
— Paul Bradford, The Dungeonmaster (popularized by Adam Savage, Mythbusters), also attributed to talk radio host Michael Savage.
Sometimes, days are like this
And you don't agree with what you see...
— Opinions Won't Keep You Warm At Night, a song by Kisschasy