They hate you, Bob. They hate you from the bottom of your hooves to the top of your pitchfork.
— Dr. Cox to Dr. Kelso, "My Hero"
Due to lack of funds, I'm shutting down our baby mobile, which means there will no longer be free prenatal care for underprivileged women. Bottom line - if you're thinking about knocking up a homeless gal, I'd do it this weekend.
— Dr. Kelso, "My Jiggly Ball"
JD: Everyone has a human side, Coxy. Even Kelso!
Laverne: The hell he does.
JD: Y'know Laverne, I'm a doctor. So, I'm not gonna take my psychological evaluations from someone who dispenses them between watching "Maury" and eating a corn muffin. [She gives him a dirty look.] [OK, that was too mean. Apologise.] Laverne, I... [Ah, the hell with it, she's not gonna forgive you. Go for broke.] I was watching CNN earlier; apparently the Terror Alert in your armpits has been elevated to Orange. Oh no he didn't, yes Laverne, he did!