"You're a real liar! This is fake. You can't earn 100,000,000 points on Normal difficulty or above. It's 100% virtually impossible. No Americans can do that. Only Japan can do that. Valcon Games disabled this function upon the game's release. This video should go straight into trash and never should viewed again. This is just a video that only pussies would fall for. How stupid! STUPID! STUPID!! STUUUPIIIIIIDDD!!!!"
— A troll, regarding someone's record video of Raiden Fighters Jet
"To this day, historians look back and question how these incomprehensible strategies ever led to victory."
—The epilogue of Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword, if the player gets the lowest gameplay ranking