Quotes / Screwy Squirrel

My name is Daffy Duck, I worked on a Merry-Go-Round, the job was swell, I did quite well Till the Merry-go-round broke down. (Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo-hoo!) The guy that worked with me, was a horse with a lavender eye, around in whirls, we winked at girls till the Merry-go-round broke down. (Plays flute) Up and down and round we sped, that dizzy pace soon went to my head... Now you know why I'm dizzy, and do the things I do, I am a screw, and you'd be too, if the Merry-go-round broke down. (Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo-Hoo-hoo-Hoo-hoo-Hoo-hoo!) If the Merry-go-round broooooooookkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeee... down.
Daffy Duck's justification for his original insane characterization, from the short Daffy Duck and Egghead (in case you don't know, in the tune of the Looney Tunes opening theme)

Aram: I've decided to bring "Word of the Day" fun into our lives. Every day, I'll come up with a secret word, and wait for someone to say it in conversation.
Gamal: Then what happens? Balloons?
Aram: Nope! Deadly poison to the eye!