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->'''Mayor of Dirt:''' I appreciate how difficult this is for you, Beans, but you're making a practical decision.\\
'''Rattlesnake Jake:''' Decisions, decisions.\\
'''Mayor:''' There's no need for any more suffering. Your family's ranch is nothing but a wasteland now. Sign the deed, and relieve yourself of your father's burden.\\
'''Beans:''' ''(Main/{{Beat}})'' My daddy was ''not'' a burden! ''(splashes her glass of water in the Mayor's face)'' Keep your blood money and I'll keep my land!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rango}}''
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->'''Welles''': You see, I like to know as much as I possibly can about the people I work with, and your record is exemplary. You've worked your way up the ranks without a patron, without connections, just through hard work. And now you're commander on a high profile base like this. You should be proud.\\
'''Ivanova''': Thank you.\\
'''Welles''': So I was wondering what your next step might be.\\
'''Ivanova''': Well, for the time being, I'm very happy right here. Five years down the road, I dunno. Maybe running Babylon 5 if the captain decides to move on. Although the idea of captaining a starship has a certain appeal. Why?\\
'''Welles''': Well, the Nightwatch is becoming more important back home. We have considerable support within Earthdome. The way you're going, I have every confidence that you'll get that starship within five years or so, but why not shave a year or two off that? [[AnOfferYouCantRefuse We can do that for you.]]\\
'''Ivanova''': In exchange for?\\
'''Welles''': Your support, your help. Your position here could benefit us as much as we can help you. You have access to certain information, certain reports of various ships, people, and cargo. Activities which may strike you as potentially dangerous or disloyal. You could be of great service to Earth.\\
'''Ivanova''': ''[disturbed]'' Does Mr. Lantz know about this conversation?\\
'''Welles''': Oh, no, no, no. The Nightwatch is a separate division of the Ministry. I just thought we should be discreet.\\
'''Ivanova''': Of course. Mr. Welles, as you say, I have access to a great deal of information, so I've been very much aware of the Nightwatch for some time now. [[BigBrotherIsWatching What I saw]] worried me. And now I see that my worries were justified.\\
'''Welles''': Commander...\\
'''Ivanova''': I've gotten where I am through hard work and loyalty. Loyalty to the people I work with; loyalty to Earth; and loyalty to the ideals of the Alliance. What you're asking violates all three. Okay, so maybe it takes me a few more years to get my own ship, but I'll get there, and when I do, I'll have done it ''honestly'', without selling out a friend or betraying a confidence. My hands are clean. Are yours?
-->-- ''Series/BabylonFive'', "[[Recap/BabylonFiveS02E22TheFallOfNight The Fall of Night]]"
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->'''Dimitri:''' Look, I'm sure that two cats in a bag like us can work something out, yeah? We smoove, yeah? Look... see the money? You like the money? You can take all you want. I can— \\
'''[[KarmicThief Sly]]:''' No deal. You and the rest of the Klaww Gang have to be stopped.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Sly2BandOfThieves''
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'''Kaiba''': [[SelfBotchedCatchphrase Screw the money, I have rules!]] ({{Beat}}) [[ThatCameOutWrong Wait, let me try that again.]]

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'''Kaiba''': '''[[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Kaiba]]''': [[SelfBotchedCatchphrase Screw the money, I have rules!]] ({{Beat}}) [[ThatCameOutWrong Wait, let me try that again.]]
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->(''Gives a DeathGlare'') Is this a bribe? If so I'll arrest you where you stand.
-->-- '''McGillis Fareed''' to '''Coral Conrad''', ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamIronBloodedOrphans''
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'''[[CrusadingAttorney Massey Reynstein]]''': ''How'' richly?\\
'''Drone''': ''One hundred thousand kilocreds. Galactic currency.''

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'''[[CrusadingAttorney '''[[CrusadingLawyer Massey Reynstein]]''': ''How'' richly?\\
'''Drone''': ''One hundred thousand kilocreds. Galactic currency.''''\\
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->'''[[AmoralAttorney Partnership Collective]] [[HiveMind Drone]]''': ''Bah! Every man has a price. These mercenaries... any action that delays their departure from Luna will benefit us, and will be richly rewarded.''\\
'''[[CrusadingAttorney Massey Reynstein]]''': ''How'' richly?\\
'''Drone''': ''One hundred thousand kilocreds. Galactic currency.''
'''Massey''': That's a lot of money. I could buy my way to any point in the galaxy with that. Throw in a clean conscience for me, and you've got a deal.\\
'''Drone''': ''[[EvilLawyerJoke What is this]] [[EvilCannotComprehendGood "conscience" you speak of?]]''\\
'''Massey''': (Walking away) Part of my price.
-->-- '''WebComic/SchlockMercenary''', ''[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-01-02 here]]''
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->''"Your money won't save you any more than it would me."''

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->''"Your money won't can't save you any more than it would could save me."''

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->''"You really are the worst scum in history. [[HumiliationConga What you]] [[KickTheDog have done ...]] cannot be paid back with money!"''
-->-- '''Jotaro Kujo''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders'', before [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown the history's biggest]] [[RapidFireFisticuffs "ORAORAORAORAORAORA"]]



-->--''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''

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-->--''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''
-->--''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders'', before [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown the history's biggest]] [[RapidFireFisticuffs "ORAORAORAORAORAORA"]]
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->'''Arkady Duvall:''' Five thousand in gold. Take it! Leave me be!
->'''ComicBook/JonahHex:''' It ain't about the money, boy... (''smacks the moneybag'') It's about justice, and I aim to serve you some.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "Showdown"
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->'''John Dagget''': I've made you a small fortune!\\
'''Bane''': And this gives you power over me?

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->'''John Dagget''': Dagget:''' I've made paid you a small fortune!\\
'''Bane''':
fortune.\\
'''Bane:'''
And this gives you power over me?
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->'''Flavia:''' You look sharp enough. Why not fight for the winning side?\\
'''Malice:''' A sellsword who betrays her clients soon finds her sword doesn't sell.
-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'', "Lost Bloodlines 3"
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->'''Pip:''' (''walking in with tape player'') Hey, man, what are you doing?
->'''Rex:''' Hey, bro, we got signed!
->'''Pip:''' No, way. Are you crapping me?
->'''Rex:''' What are you doing with that?
->'''Chazz:''' Didn't you play the song for him?
->'''Pip:''' No, no. We didn't hook this thing up yet.
->'''Chazz:''' So you two haven't heard the demo?
->'''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Jimmy Wing]]:''' I heard it on the radio earlier.
->'''Chazz:''' You heard it for about five seconds, and then it got ate.
->'''Jimmy:''' Well, Chazz, my man, it's not just the music, it's the way you talk about it. You have such passion...
->'''Chazz:''' Whoa, whoa. What am I hearing?
->'''Pip:''' What's wrong, man?
->'''Chazz:''' No deal. No.
->(''Chazz throws the pen and contract back'')
->'''Milo:''' What's this? What are you talking about?
->'''Chazz:''' (''angrily'') No deal! Yesterday, [[UnusualEuphemism dick-shine]] here kicks me out of Palatine Records, and today he has a record contract for me to sign? He hasn't even heard my tape! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis No! Deal!]]
->'''Milo:''' But this is what you wanted!
->'''Chazz:''' You wanna know what I think of your contract? (''snatches the contract back'') Allow me to demonstrate.
->(''Chazz wipes his behind with the contract, tossing it back as Milo gasps in horror'')
->'''Ian:''' He wipes his ass with his record contract. I love this guy!
->'''Milo:''' But we still have a deal, right?
->'''Chazz:''' I wanna be a rock star someday, but it's gotta be on my own terms.
-->-- ''Film/{{Airheads}}''
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'''Kaiba''': [[SelfBotchedCatchphrase Screw the money, I have rules!]] No wait, let me try that again...

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'''Kaiba''': [[SelfBotchedCatchphrase Screw the money, I have rules!]] No wait, ({{Beat}}) [[ThatCameOutWrong Wait, let me try that again...again.]]
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->'''Steely Dan:''' D-DIO paid me to cause this madness. Y-you can have it all!\\
'''Jotaro:''' Good grief. I know this is blatantly obvious, but you really ''are'' a piece of work. What you owe me... [''summons Star Platinum''] Can never be paid back with money!\\
[''Star Platinum proceeds to beat Steely Dan within an inch of his life'']
-->--''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''
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'''Kaiba''': Screw the money, I have rules! No wait, let me try that again...

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'''Kaiba''': [[SelfBotchedCatchphrase Screw the money, I have rules! rules!]] No wait, let me try that again...
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->'''Milo:''' Not interested.

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->'''Milo:''' Not interested.Not. Interested.
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-->-- '''Princess Leia''' to '''Han Solo''', Franchise/StarWars: Episode IV - Film/ANewHope

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-->-- '''Princess Leia''' to '''Han Solo''', Franchise/StarWars: ''Franchise/StarWars Episode IV - Film/ANewHope
IV: Film/ANewHope''
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->''"I knew there was more to you than money!"''
-->-- '''Princess Leia''' to '''Han Solo''', Franchise/StarWars: Episode IV - Film/ANewHope
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->'''Mr. Machousky:''' Well, you're in luck! I've got a heart and you're breakin' it right now! Don't tell anyone...but I think I can float you a little something 'til things turn around for you. I know you're good for it.\\
'''Mike:''' Thanks, boss, but I came in for a job, not a handout.
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Cardboard}}''
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->''"I know how much this money means to you, but a human life means more."''
-->--'''Kawanishi''', ''Film/HighAndLow1963''

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'''George''': He spent... ''the whole night'' guarding that test. ''Does that sound like someone who can be bought!?''

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'''George''': He spent...spent ... ''the whole night'' guarding that test. ''Does that sound like someone who can be bought!?''



->'''[=McGhee=]:''' Why couldn't you just ''let it go?'' Why do you always have to be "Mr. Clean"?\\

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->'''[=McGhee=]:''' Why couldn't you just ''let it go?'' go''? Why do you always have to be "Mr. Clean"?\\



'''Carl Fox''': What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his [[SuddenlyShouting WALLET]]!...I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. I don't know how you do it.

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'''Carl Fox''': What you see is a guy who never measured a man's success by the size of his [[SuddenlyShouting WALLET]]!...WALLET]]! ... I don't go to bed with no whore, and I don't wake up with no whore. That's how I live with myself. I don't know how you do it.



'''Alicia:''' Mr. Ingrim said that he felt this project was his patriotic duty as an American citizen. He's building and selling us the Machine... for one dollar.

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'''Alicia:''' Mr. Ingrim said that he felt this project was his patriotic duty as an American citizen. He's building and selling us the Machine...Machine ... for one dollar.



->''"You really are the worst scum in history. [[HumiliationConga What you]] [[KickTheDog have done...]] cannot be paid back with money!"''

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->''"You really are the worst scum in history. [[HumiliationConga What you]] [[KickTheDog have done...done ...]] cannot be paid back with money!"''



->'''Helga:''' Knowing that... I'd ''double'' the price.

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->'''Helga:''' Knowing that...that ... I'd ''double'' the price.



->(''Milo glares at Rourke'')

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->(''Milo ->[''Milo glares at Rourke'')Rourke'']



->'''King Jaffe Joffer:''' (''laughing'') Nonsense.

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->'''King Jaffe Joffer:''' (''laughing'') [''Laughing''] Nonsense.


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->I could never lend myself to any transaction, however respectable, that would commercialize on the prestige and dignity of the office of the presidency.
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/HarryTruman''', who retired from politics with no income save an army pension of $112 per month.
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-->-- ''Disney/AtlantisTheLostEmpire''

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-->-- ''Disney/AtlantisTheLostEmpire''
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->To hell with your money! And you along with it. Why, that's unthinkable--trying to buy GOd's gift!

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->To hell with your money! And you along with it. Why, that's unthinkable--trying to buy GOd's God's gift!
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->To hell with your money! And you along with it. Why, that's unthinkable--trying to buy GOd's gift!
-->-- '''Peter''', ''Literature/ActsOfTheApostles''
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-->-- '''Scrooge [=McDuck=]''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales''

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-->-- '''Scrooge [=McDuck=]''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales''
''WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987''
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->''"A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times: When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies. And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen."''
-->-- '''Harry Hart''', ''Film/KingsmanTheSecretService''
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->'''King Jaffe Joffer:''' I know you have been inconvenienced, and I am prepared to compensate you. Shall we say one million American dollars?
->'''Cleo:''' No way.
->'''King Jaffe Joffer:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Very well then. Two million.]]
->'''Cleo:''' You don't have enough money to buy my daughter off.
->'''King Jaffe Joffer:''' (''laughing'') Nonsense.
->'''Queen Aoleon:''' Jaffe, apologize to Mr. [=McDowell=].
->'''King Jaffe Joffer:''' I will do no such thing. The man is beneath me and so is his daughter.
->'''Cleo:''' [[PapaWolf I don't care who you are. This is America, Jack. Say another word about Lisa, and I'll break my foot off in your royal ass.]]
-->-- ''Film/ComingToAmerica''
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->'''Milo Thatch:''' You don't know what you're tampering with, Rourke!
->'''Lyle Rourke:''' What's to know? It's big, it's shiny, it's gonna make us all rich.
->'''Milo:''' You think it's some kind of a diamond. I thought it was some kind of a battery, but we're both wrong. It's their life-force. That crystal is the only thing keeping these people alive! You take that away, and they'll die!
->'''Rourke:''' Well, that changes things. [[TheDragon Helga]], what do you think?
->'''Helga:''' Knowing that... I'd ''double'' the price.
->'''Rourke:''' I was thinking ''triple''.
->'''Milo:''' Rourke, don't do this!
->'''Rourke:''' Academics. You never want to get your hands dirty. Think about it. If you gave back every stolen artifact from a museum you'd be left with an empty building. We're just providing a necessary service to the archeological community.
->'''Milo:''' Not interested.
->'''Rourke:''' I got to admit, I'm disappointed. You're an idealist, just like your grandfather. Do yourself a favor, Milo. Don't be like him. For once, do the smart thing.
->(''Milo glares at Rourke'')
->'''Rourke:''' I hate when negotiations go sour.
-->-- ''Disney/AtlantisTheLostEmpire''

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