"A single monster has no sex life. (How could it?) However, if you are interested in scoring, you may find out your current score any time during play by pressing #"
—Crush, Crumble and Chomp! manual
"The only items in plain sight are the gold. But the gold has no purpose other than getting points. Unless you're playing an Atari game, nobody really cares about getting a high score, it's more about just finishing the game. So, the gold is there just to waste your fucking time."