"You take a lot of stories—that I've read in a hundred different places—and you roll them up into one big fat ridiculous lie!"
— Lizzie, The Rainmaker
"Yes, Hera; the jealous bitch-rage queen who basically embodied the female id would know nothing about these so-called 'emotions'."
Tomo: But the legend of the suggestion box says that—
Yomi: Legend, my ass!
Michael Cole: Hercules, parting the sea!
Jerry Lawler: (pause) I don't think it was Hercules who parted the sea, but...
Michael Cole: That's alright, I wasn't going to Heaven anyway.
—WWE Money in the Bank 2010