History Quotes / RummageFail

->No joke, this actually happened! I played through the entire game, I got to this point, and ''I lost the goddamn Serpent Ring!'' Oh I am so fucked! ''So fucked!'' I spent two hours searching in vain through every bag in every character's inventory, dumping everything out, dumping every bag on the floor and separating every item, which are full of this chaotic mess of magic potions, magic scrolls... I got fucking coins in three different denominations, I got gold bars, piles and piles of fucking beef jerky, I got green cheese, crossbow bolts- my God, why didn't I organize the shit in my backpack better?! Rings in ''Ultima 7'' don't even look like rings, [[PixelHunt they look like 2x2 squares of pixels]]! This thing is fucking ''GONE.'' I could have dropped it anywhere in the entire world, and I'll never be able to find it again! [[ApocalypseHow The universe is officially doomed]], [[UnwinnableByMistake because I'm an idiot and I lost the fucking ring!]]

-->--'''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''', "Eternal Balance", looking for a Muggle-Use Wand made with the wood of an unidentified tree from Dantooine.

'''Tawaki''': ''...broken Apple [=IIe=] computer disk, MarySue clothes, fish bones...''
-->--'''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum''', "Eternal Balance"

'''Tawaki''': ''...broken Apple IIe computer disk, MarySue clothes, fish bones...''

'''Dustin''': ''Those are extracanonical [to ''Franchse/StarWars''], you know.''\\

->No joke, this actually happened! I played through the entire game, I got to this point, and ''I lost the goddamn Serpent Ring!'' Oh I am so fucked! ''So fucked!'' I spent two hours searching in vain through every bag in every character's inventory, dumping everything out, dumping every bag on the floor and seperating every item, which are full of this chaotic mess of magic potions, magic scrolls... I got fucking coins in three different denominations, I got gold bars, piles and piles of fucking beef jerky, I got green cheese, crossbow bolts- my God, why didn't I organize the shit in my backpack better?! Rings in ''Ultima 7'' don't even look like rings, [[PixelHunt they look like 2x2 squares of pixels]]! This thing is fucking ''GONE.'' I could have dropped it anywhere in the entire world, and I'll never be able to find it again! [[ApocalypseHow The universe is officially doomed]], [[UnwinnableByMistake because I'm an idiot and I lost the fucking ring!]]
->Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to play this game for weeks, only to get this far... and ''lose'' a game-critical item? I mean, yes, I admit it: I am a fucking idiot. It's my fault. I should have been more careful with the absolutely vital magical relic, but after playing [[VideoGame/UltimaVII The Black Gate]], I'd just got so numb to the mundanity of managing the packing habits of six fucking people, I could have put this fucking thing anywhere. I guess its authentic to real life, like, if you just threw [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings the One Ring of Power]] into a backpack full of all the shit you collected over the course of an adventure, you'd be hopelessly fucked trying to find it, too.

->No joke, this actually happened! I played through the entire game, I got to this point, and ''I lost the goddamn Serpent Ring!'' Oh I am so fucked! ''So fucked!'' I spent two hours searching in vain through every bag in every character's inventory, dumping everything out, dumping every bag on the floor and seperating every item, which are full of this chaotic mess of magic potions, magic scrolls... I got fucking coins in three different denominations, I got gold bars, piles and piles of fucking beef jerky, I got green cheese, crossbow bolts- my God, why didn't I organize the shit in my backpack better?! Rings in ''Ultima 7'' don't even look like rings, [[PixelHunt they look like 2x2 squares of pixels]]! This thing is fucking ''[[PermanentlyMissableContent GONE]].'' I could have dropped it anywhere in the entire world, and I'll never be able to find it again! [[ApocalypseHow The universe is officially doomed]], [[UnwinnableByMistake because I'm an idiot and I lost the fucking ring!]]

->"So, I played the whole game, collecting all the Serpent Items until, finally, [[LockAndLoadMontage it was time to suit up!]] My destiny was all leading up to this! I donned the sacred Serpent Armour, wielded the powerful Serpent Staff, I wore the fabulous Serpent Earring... Serpent Earrings, really? Uh, I wore the Serpent Necklace, the Serpent Crown, readied the mighty Ophidian Sword, and finally, I wore the Serpent Ring... wait, where the fuck is the Serpent Ring? [[OhCrap Oh shit. Oh no. Oh]] ''[[OhCrap no!]]'' Where the hell did I put the Serpent Ring? No joke, this actually happened! I played through the entire game, I got to this point, and ''I lost the goddamn Serpent Ring!'' Oh I am so fucked! ''So fucked!'' I spent two hours searching in vain through every bag in every character's inventory, dumping everything out, dumping every bag on the floor and seperating every item, which are full of this chaotic mess of magic potions, magic scrolls... I got fucking coins in three different denominations, I got gold bars, piles and piles of fucking beef jerky, I got green cheese, crossbow bolts- my God, why didn't I organize the shit in my backpack better?! Rings in ''Ultima 7'' don't even look like rings, [[PixelHunt they look like 2x2 squares of pixels]]! This thing is fucking ''[[PermanentlyMissableContent GONE]].'' I could have dropped it anywhere in the entire world, and I'll never be able to find it again! [[ApocalypseHow The universe is officially doomed]], [[UnwinnableByMistake because I'm an idiot and I lost the fucking ring!]] Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to play this game for weeks, only to get this far... and ''lose'' a game-critical item? I mean, yes, I admit it: I am a fucking idiot. It's my fault. I should have been more careful with the absolutely vital magical relic, but after playing [[VideoGame/UltimaVII The Black Gate]], I'd just got so numb to the mundanity of managing the packing habits of six fucking people, I could have put this fucking thing anywhere. I guess its authentic to real life, like, if you just threw [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings the One Ring of Power]] into a backpack full of all the shit you collected over the course of an adventure, you'd be hopelessly fucked trying to find it, too."

->"So, I played the whole game, collecting all the Serpent Items until, finally, [[LockAndLoadMontage it was time to suit up!]] My destiny was all leading up to this! I donned the sacred Serpent Armour, wielded the powerful Serpent Staff, I wore the fabulous Serpent Earring... Serpent Earrings, really? Uh, I wore the Serpent Necklace, the Serpent Crown, readied the mighty Ophidian Sword, and finally, I wore the Serpent Ring... wait, where the fuck is the Serpent Ring? [[OhCrap Oh shit. Oh no. Oh]] ''[[OhCrap no!]]'' Where the hell did I put the Serpent Ring? No joke, this actually happened! I played through the entire game, I got to this point, and ''I lost the goddamn Serpent Ring!'' Oh I am so fucked! ''So fucked!'' I spent two hours searching in vain through every bag in every character's inventory, dumping everything out, dumping every bag on the floor and seperating every item, which are full of this chaotic mess of magic potions, magic scrolls... I got fucking coins in three different denominations, I got gold bars, piles and piles of fucking beef jerky, I got green cheese, crossbow bolts- my God, why didn't I organize the shit in my backpack better?! Rings in ''Ultima 7'' don't even look like rings, [[PixelHunt they look like 2x2 squares of pixels]]! This thing is fucking ''[[PermanentlyMissableContent GONE]].'' I could have dropped it anywhere in the entire world, and I'll never be able to find it again! [[ApocalypseHow The universe is officially doomed]], [[UnwinnableByMistake because I'm an idiot and I lost the fucking ring!]] Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to play this game for weeks, only to get this far... and ''lose'' a game-critical item? I mean, yes, I admit it: I am a fucking idiot. It's my fault. I should have been more careful with the absolutely vital magical relic, but after playing [[UltimaVII The Black Gate]], I'd just got so numb to the mundanity of managing the packing habits of six fucking people, I could have put this fucking thing anywhere. I guess its authentic to real life, like, if you just threw [[LordOfTheRings the One Ring of Power]] into a backpack full of all the shit you collected over the course of an adventure, you'd be hopelessly fucked trying to find it, too."

-> '''The Doctor''': Broken... broken... hair dryer...
-->-- Series/DoctorWho - Dalek (whilst trying to find a weapon to fight a Dalek with)

->"So, I played the whole game, collecting all the Serpent Items until, finally, [[LockAndLoadMontage it was time to suit up!]] My destiny was all leading up to this! I donned the sacred Serpent Armour, wielded the powerful Serpent Staff, I wore the fabulous Serpent Earring... Serpent Earrings, really? Uh, I wore the Serpent Necklace, the Serpent Crown, readied the mighty Ophidian Sword, and finally, I wore the Serpent Ring... wait, where the fuck is the Serpent Ring? [[OhCrap Oh shit. Oh no. Oh]] ''[[OhCrap no!]]'' Where the hell did I put the Serpent Ring? No joke, this actually happened! I played through the entire game, I got to this point, and ''I lost the goddamn Serpent Ring!'' Oh I am so fucked! ''So fucked!'' I spent two hours searching in vain through every bag in every character's inventory, dumping everything out, dumping every bag on the floor and seperating every item, which are full of this chaotic mess of magic potions, magic scrolls... I got fucking coins in three different denominations, I got gold bars, piles and piles of fucking beef jerky, I got green cheese, crossbow bolts- my God, why didn't I organize the shit in my backpack better?! Rings in ''Ultima 7'' don't even look like rings, [[PixelHunt they look like 2x2 squares of pixels]]! This thing is fucking ''[[LostForever GONE]].'' I could have dropped it anywhere in the entire world, and I'll never be able to find it again! [[ApocalypseHow The universe is officially doomed]], [[UnwinnableByMistake because I'm an idiot and I lost the fucking ring!]] Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to play this game for weeks, only to get this far... and ''lose'' a game-critical item? I mean, yes, I admit it: I am a fucking idiot. It's my fault. I should have been more careful with the absolutely vital magical relic, but after playing [[UltimaVII The Black Gate]], I'd just got so numb to the mundanity of managing the packing habits of six fucking people, I could have put this fucking thing anywhere. I guess its authentic to real life, like, if you just threw [[LordOfTheRings the One Ring of Power]] into a backpack full of all the shit you collected over the course of an adventure, you'd be hopelessly fucked trying to find it, too."

--> '''Series/{{Columbo}}'''

-->-- WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment, reviewing ''[[UltimaVIIPartII Ultima 7: The Serpent Isle]]''[[note]]As Spoony later points out, there is a glitch that makes everything ''but'' the Serpent Ring necessary.[[/note]]

-->-- TheSpoonyExperiment, reviewing ''[[UltimaVIIPartII Ultima 7: The Serpent Isle]]''[[note]]As Spoony later points out, there is a glitch that makes everything ''but'' the Serpent Ring necessary.[[/note]]

--> '''{{Columbo}}'''

--> '''The Finisher, WWESlamCity Episode 13'''

--> '''The Finisher, WWESlamCity Episode 13'''

-->-- TheSpoonyExperiment, reviewing ''[[UltimaVIIPartII Ultima 7: The Serpent Isle]]''[[note]]As Spoony later points out, there is a glitch that makes everything ''but'' the Serpent Ring necessary.[[/note]]

-->-- TheSpoonyExperiment, reviewing ''[[UltimaVIIPartII Ultima 7: The Serpent Isle]]''[[hottip:*: As Spoony later points out, there is a glitch that makes everything ''but'' the Serpent Ring necessary.]]

-->-- TheSpoonyExperiment, reviewing ''[[UltimaVIIPartII Ultima 7: The Serpent Isle]]''

-->-- '''Mr. Potato Head''' (after he replaces his regular eyes with his spare pair of shoes), ''ToyStory2''

-->-- TheSpoonyExperiment, reviewing ''[[UltimaVIIPartII Ultima 7: The Serpent Isle]]''

->"So, I played the whole game, collecting all the Serpent Items until, finally, [[LockAndLoadMontage it was time to suit up!]] My destiny was all leading up to this! I donned the sacred Serpent Armour, wielded the powerful Serpent Staff, I wore the fabulous Serpent Earring... Serpent Earrings, really? Uh, I wore the Serpent Necklace, the Serpent Crown, readied the mighty Ophidian Sword, and finally, I wore the Serpent Ring... wait, where the fuck is the Serpent Ring? [[OhCrap Oh shit. Oh no. Oh]] ''[[OhCrap no!]]'' Where the hell did I put the Serpent Ring? No joke, this actually happened! I played through the entire game, I got to this point, and ''I lost the goddamn Serpent Ring!'' Oh I am so fucked! ''So fucked!'' I spent two hours searching in vain through every bag in every character's inventory, dumping everything out, dumping every bag on the floor and seperating every item, which are full of this chaotic mess of magic potions, magic scrolls... I got fucking coins in three different denominations, I got gold bars, piles and piles of fucking beef jerky, I got green cheese, crossbow bolts- my God, why didn't I organize the shit in my backpack better?! Rings in ''Ultima 7'' don't even look like rings, [[SpecialEffectFailure they look like 2x2 squares of pixels]]! This thing is fucking ''[[LostForever GONE]].'' I could have dropped it anywhere in the entire world, and I'll never be able to find it again! [[ApocalypseHow The universe is officially doomed]], [[UnwinnableByMistake because I'm an idiot and I lost the fucking ring!]]"

-->-- TheSpoonyExperiment, reviewing ''[[UltimaVIIPartII Ultima 7: The Serpent Isle]]''

->"So, I played the whole game, collecting all the Serpent Items until, finally, it was time to suit up! My destiny was all leading up to this! I donned the sacred Serpent Armour, wielded the powerful Serpent Staff, I wore the fabulous Serpent Earring... Serpent Earrings, really? Uh, I wore the Serpent Necklace, the Serpent Crown, readied the mighty Ophidian Sword, and finally, I wore the Serpent Ring... wait, where the fuck is the Serpent Ring? Oh shit. Oh no. Oh ''no!'' Where the hell did I put the Serpent Ring? No joke, this actually happened! I played through the entire game, I got to this point, and ''I lost the goddamn Serpent Ring!'' Oh I am so fucked! ''So fucked!'' I spent two hours searching in vain through every bag in every character's inventory, dumping everything out, dumping every bag on the floor and seperating every item, which are full of this chaotic mess of magic potions, magic scrolls... I got fucking coins in three different denominations, I got gold bars, piles and piles of fucking beef jerky, I got green cheese, crossbow bolts- my God, why didn't I organize the shit in my backpack better?! Rings in ''Ultima 7'' don't even look like rings, they look like 2x2 squares of pixels! This thing is fucking ''GONE.'' I could have dropped it anywhere in the entire world, and I'll never be able to find it again! The universe is officially doomed, because I'm an idiot and I lost the fucking ring!"
-->-- TheSpoonyExperiment

-->-- Series/DoctorWho - Dalek (whilst trying to find a weapon to fight a dalek with)

-->-- '''Mr. Potato Head''' (after he replaces his regular eyes with his spare pair of shoes), ''ToyStory2''

-> '''TheDoctor''': Broken... broken... hair dryer...