Your spell check off may end up using a word that you had absolutely no detention of using, because, I mean, what do you want it to douche, you know? No, it only does what you tell it to douche! You're the one who's sitting in front of the computer scream with your hand on the mouth going "clit, clit, clit".
Taylor Mali, "The The Impotence Of Proofreading"
Castle: 'Your' should be you apostrophe R-E, not Y-O-U-R. That's not even a tough one like when to use 'who' or 'whom.'
Becket: You really think that's the take away here?
Castle: I'm just saying whoever killed her also murdered the English language.
"Dis chapter is xtremely scary: VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISED"
An author's note in My Immortal.
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin not sea
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar Wright
It shows me strait a weigh
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
It rare lea ever wrong
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My Chequer toed me sew
Asagi: I lieks food...and blood...but I think food would be more palpable for the other people here. :3
Luca: Really? I don't think I've had any of those cravings.
Asagi: Heh, sorries. I kinna got cravins fer that nows that I'm a Rogue of Blood. I'll control it, though.
Maggie: Rouge of blood? I tried applying that one, but it was just nasty and didn't really bring out my face any at all. Come to think of it, why did I buy it?
CANON AND CANNON ARE DIFFERENT FREAKING WORDS, AND IF YOU TELL US ABOUT HOW SOME STORY IS "NOT CANNON" ONE MORE TIME, WE WILL MURDER YOU. WITH A CANNON. Starting with whoever was responsible for Classics Megatron's packaging.
—Transformers Wiki, Cannon (disambiguation)
Dear Ann Landers, Sum won tolled me wee wood knot knead two learn how too spell because computers wood dew it four us. Eye disagree. Dew ewe?
Ann Lander's response: Ewe our write. Sank ewe four a good clothes look at what progress has dun fore education.
— Ann Landers column
"Die you pies of shit!"
"Bee careful to use the write homonym."