The Red God Wakes...
The story of the Murder Room is a myth whispered by murderers and madmen to each other in the long emptiness of the night. The tale changes with the retelling, but it always begins with a enigma and always ends with Blood.
Crichton... Crichton? Crichton? Crichton, you're no longer writing on the tablet. Crichton? Crichton... Oh my Jenset, look what you've done! I-I think you've unlocked the 5th level coupling anomalies!
Alan Partridge: I think they may have found it a bit creepy.
Jed Maxwell: It must be odd being in a room full of photos of yourself.
Alan Partridge: It is a bit, yeah.
"We're talking mental institute escapee. I saw the guy's room. Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter."
—Ace Ventura: Pet Detective