Well lookie here, we should steal his chickens! —Rollo T as Eli
You say "white power" one time and suddenly everybody thinks you're racist! —Rollo T on racism
How did you charm me you fucking cunt?! —Rollo T
Lord Kat, you have a massive penis. Now guys, don't take that out of conte— —Rollo T
BE MY FUCKING PET YOU FUCKING CHICKEN. GET IN MY POKEBALL —Rollo T
How do I heal my CHICKEN?! —Rollo T
Governor Rollo T! —Rollo T planing on becoming the governor of Pennsylvania
Fuck staples! —Rollo T on his
ArcLight is like the Final Fantasy heroine I'd always want to have sex with. —Rollo T
My name is Gandhi and I have a BIG GAY ELEPHANT! —Rollo T
I want to have sex with your babies! —Rollo T
I have to set aside money to give to TNA to get their Shit-tastic video game! —Rollo T
If you can't beat them...BURN EVERYONE! —Rollo T
I'm gonna be plankton! —Rollo T
Any dick that I can't immediately reach out and devour I don't wanna see. —Rollo T
Everything Burns! —Rollo T when playing Left 4 Dead 2 with LordKaT
THERE'S BLOOD AND CLOWNS EVERYWHERE! —Rollo T
Threw my chapstick in anger 'cuz it's all I got near me! —Rollo T on 2010-12-19
No homo, but I would bang the shit out of Liam Neeson! —Rollo T on 2010-12-19
I want to fuck the hate out of bigfazeek! —Rollo T
I'm not worried about the herpes from Lindsey Lohan! —Rollo T
Chris Benoit killed his son in the Crippler Crossface! —Rollo T
I will stab you in the dick! —Rollo T
Fucking 7 and 9! You couldn't even win half of your games! —Rollo T on the Seattle Seahawks
They shouldn't be given those hats! They should give those hats to Nicaraguan children, thats what you do with the loser hats! —Rollo T on the Seahawks still
I'm'a drive at you with a rocket ship full of crazy. Skronk. :[ —Rollo T as Depressed Ultimate Warrior
Climb on my FUCKING SOUP CAN! —Rollo T at a stink bug
Liam how did you get your claws stuck in your tail? How the fuck did you do that? —Rollo T
Well he doesn't respond to Liam. HEY BOMAR CAT! Ah he doesn't respond to that either —Rollo T
EMNEMNEMNEMNEMNEM! —Rollo T as his mother after her stroke
Other than kidnapping, rape, or murder, what could be worse than finding shit in your cereal? —Rollo T
Did someone shit in my Fruity Pebbles too?! —Rollo T
HNNNNNNNNNNN! Fuck this game! —Rollo T
Fuck you Squall! —Rollo T
During Superbowl 45 Commentary, Rollo T is hopelessly behind on his TV.
Sonik Gav: "Touchdown!"
2 seconds later
Nik: "Touchdown!"
2 seconds later
LordKaT: "Touchdown!"
5 seconds later
Rollo T: "....snap!!"
Everything sucks so I picked the stupidest thing. —Rollo T on 2011-02-08 about his FFXI character selection
This is Darwin's cruelest joke! —Rollo T on 2011-02-08 about the Tarutaru race in FFXI
LordKaT I built my ship backwards... I am dumb. —Rollo T
GET ON MY FU... —Rollo T when his connection dropped.
OH GOD THERE IN MY A... —Rollo T he was being raped by an undead group of Liam Neesons.
I ACTUALLY THINK GRAPES ARE OVERRA... —Rollo T he was being raped by an undead group of Liam Neesons.
Is there a class with a huge cock so I can use it to rape you? —Rollo T, pissed at Turret Face
I'M GONNA TEETH COCKSLAP YOU! —Rollo T, still pissed at Turret Face
AAAUUUUGGGHHHH SOMEONE NAMED THEIR GUN "TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTAT". —Rollo T, being trolled on the Team Fortress 2 server
ARCLIGHT! ARCLIGHT! CAN YOU MAIL ME MCNUGGETS?! — Rollo T, wanting British mcnuggets.
I'm used to dealing with 16 yr old girls ..... but their parents are always there. — Rollo T sounding like a offender.
I don't care how many seven year olds I have to molest, I want my cookies! Don't quote that. — Rollo T
"JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST." — Rollo T raging at the assassin in Monday Night Combat.
"Oh you fucking whore, I will RAPE and EAT YOUR CHILDREN. Oh I won, good job me." — Rollo T playing Monday Night Combat.
"I SHIT MY PANTS! I WILL FUCKING CHOKE YOU!" — Rollo T, as Stone Cold Steve Austin in the first episode of Tough Enough.
