Quotes / Robot Buddy

Bender: You really want a robot for a friend?
Fry: Yeah, ever since I was six.
Bender: Okay, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals. So if anyone asks, you're my debugger.
Futurama, "Space Pilot 3000"

Botley: The Professor created me as a prototype companion device. You see, he was having such trouble finding sitters for Polly, 'cause she scares them all away, so he invented me. I'm also programmed to be her friend, and believe me, that's tougher than it sounds.

Butters: Hey there have you heard about my robot friend? He's metal and small and doesn't judge me at all! He's a cyberwired bundle of joy, my robot friend!
South Park, "AWESOME-O"

Cooper: Humor setting... 75%.
TARS: 75%. Self-destruct in T-minus 10, 9, 8...
Cooper: Let's make it 65%.
TARS: Knock, knock.
Cooper: You want it at 55?