You really want a robot for a friend? Fry:
Yeah, ever since I was six.
Hey there have you heard about my robot friend? He's metal and small and doesn't judge me at all! He's a cyberwired bundle of joy, my robot friend!
: Humor setting... 75%. TARS
: 75%. Self-destruct in T-minus 10, 9, 8... Cooper
: Let's make it 65%. (Beat) TARS
: Knock, knock. Cooper
: You want it at 55?