Jew Wario: No, wait, the countries have to be connected in order for you to take them over.
Linkara: They do?
Jew Wario: At least I think so.
Sage: How DO you play this game anyway?
...and the winner is the first greedy bastard to take over the entire world.
—Board James, Kickassia
"It's a game of world domination being played by two people who can barely run their own lives."
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia!"
—Vizzini, The Princess Bride