Australia's the key to the whole game.
—Hurley, Lost
Jew Wario: No, wait, the countries have to be connected in order for you to take them over.
(long pause)
Sage: How DO you play this game anyway?
...and the winner is the first greedy bastard to take over the entire world.
"It's a game of world domination being played by two people who can barely run their own lives."