"Australia's the key to the whole game."
— Hurley, LOST
Jew Wario: No, wait, the countries have to be connected in order for you to take them over.
Linkara: They do?
Jew Wario: At least I think so.
Sage: How DO you play this game anyway?
"...and the winner is the first greedy bastard to take over the entire world."
— Board James, Kickassia
"It's a game of world domination being played by two people who can barely run their own lives."
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia!"
— Vizzini, The Princess Bride