Quotes / Risk

"Australia's the key to the whole game."
Hurley, Lost

JewWario: No, wait, the countries have to be connected in order for you to take them over.
Linkara: They do?
JewWario: At least I think so.
(long pause)
Sage: How DO you play this game anyway?

"...and the winner is the first greedy bastard to take over the entire world."
Board James, Kickassia

"It's a game of world domination being played by two people who can barely run their own lives."
Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld

"Never get involved in a land war in Asia!"
Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"... is also a board game where you try to take over the world. If you don't have a lot of time to kill, try playing a quicker game such as Monopoly."