Quotes: Risk

Australia's the key to the whole game.
Hurley, Lost

Jew Wario: No, wait, the countries have to be connected in order for you to take them over.
Linkara: They do?
Jew Wario: At least I think so.
(long pause)
Sage: How DO you play this game anyway?

...and the winner is the first greedy bastard to take over the entire world.
Board James, Kickassia

"It's a game of world domination being played by two people who can barely run their own lives."
—Jerry Seinfeld.

"Never get involved in a land war in Asia!"
Vizzini, The Princess Bride