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RED WILL RULE AS RED RULES AND SPREADS RED RUIN FROM MY RED RIGHT HAND!
—Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, in reference to a poorly-chosen hypothesis as to which color of Skittles would be most prominent, Science Fair SWAT
You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired
and my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
in plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain't happened to him
...Nature never errs.
To those who know the workings of your mind
Your face and figure, sir, suggest a book
— Sir William Schwenck Gilbert, Princess Ida
You may be friendly looking on the outside,
But I know why you only wear long sleeves
And I know why you shake with the wrong hand
Don't try to hide it, cause I do believe that
You're out to get me,
Gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw!
— Lemon Demon, "Atomic Copper Claw"
"What monstrosities would walk the streets, were some people's faces as unfinished as their minds."
— Eric Hoffer, "Reflections on the Human Condition (1973)"