23rd Oct: It's time for the second TV Tropes Halloween Avatar Contest, theme: cute monsters! Details and voting here.
'J.R.' Definitely dad's wallet, his initials. But gee, mine too. Jack Rippner. Credit card, license. But for some reason, Miss Stewardess, this emotionally unstable, rather inebriated girl whom I've never met before tonight suddenly went crazy when I took it out of my pocket. You tell the flight attendant, and your dad dies.
Well, sometimes bad things happen to good people.
Not in my house.