"Even though it may be a clever joke or a nod to the original, all it does is make you wish you watching the original instead. It's as if the best part of the movie is seeing the first movie within the movie, and that's the only good part, and for that it doesn't count."
"How can you make a Double Dragon arcade game movie based on the Double Dragon arcade game if the Double Dragon arcade game is in the background?! Has everybody lost their minds?! It's like seeing Frodo in JRR Tolkien's Lord of the Rings movies reading the book: JRR Tolkien's Lord of the Rings! It makes no sense! The movie's universe should have just imploded! They should have been moseying along saying their dialogue until... DOES NOT COMPUTE *Earth-Shattering Kaboom*"