Quotes / Recruiting the Criminal

"Sometimes, bad guys... make the best good guys."

Von Lipwig: I've robbed banks!
Vetinari: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.

Excuse me, Captain, but did I just hear you ask the bosun to find you fifteen smugglers to man our customs flights?
— Major Isvarian, On Basilisk Station


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