Quotes / Raving Lunacy

"You know that I cannot

You know that I may

You know you're responsible

of gettin' away"

- You Know

"All these people want my legs

Detached shins and thighs in kegs

All these people want my arms

Want them for their own arms race

All these people want my head

Want my head upon a stake

Want my head upon a stake

Because they have so many things at stake"

- Conspiracy

"[...] it looks like it's from another dimension,

but towels are from Earth,

and Earth is in this dimension,

so maybe it's some multiverse alien ripoff towelish thing

they're trying to sell in supermarkets.

But either way

I just wanna say

Don't buy shit

It only encourages them."

- Non-Falling Towel

"She's a girl.

And she's an elf.

She kicks ass.

She's Archerus Peurce!"

- Archerus Peurce

"I am the River Giant."

- The River Giant

"I'm sure I'll suffer culture shock and suffocate inside,

but at least I'll be filthy rich and party with the babes (someone please call Keira Knightley)."

- Embarking on a Dream