Quotes / Ratings Stunt

The lesson is that when things are hot in pro wrestling, promoters can do no wrong...Unfortunately, a few years later, WCW would learn the other half of this lesson: when things are bad, promoters can do nothing right.
R. D. Reynolds and Bryan Alvarez, The Death of WCW

Seven of Nine learns the art of WWF and takes on The Rock! No Im not blissed out on drugs!... It baffles me to think that this was the highest rated episode of the season either the US audience wanted to witness the moment when Voyager finally (irretrievably) jumped the shark or they simply enjoy watching absolute trash. You decide.
Joe Ford on Star Trek: Voyager, "Tsunkatse"

That is the current state of the Jaguars right now. Bereft of a talented roster or sentient fans, they exist mainly to serve as the NFLs lab rat. Well put them in London! Well put them on the Internet! Well make them the first helmet-less team! Well inject them with liquid uranium! Well replace all their players with cyborg apes! If there is a shitty idea to be had, rest assured that Roger Goodell will run it through the Jacksonville test kitchen first to keep all the other, useful franchises safe from harm. The Jaguars are NOT FDA-approved.
Drew Magary, "Why Your Team Sucks 2015!: Jacksonville Jaguars"

Karen: Is this some desperate move to try and help our ratings?
Staff: You mean our terrible ratings on Legalscores.com?
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, "Who's the New Guy"