Quotes / Rant-Inducing Slight

Whoa...boy I apologize. My hormones are going nuts! Now please.. if you would... Get the (elephant trumpeting) out of my way. I mean how many times do I have to gotta (fire alarm) write "ice cream" on this (rubber ducky squeak) list before someone gets his (horse neigh) in gear and brings home some (owl hoot) ice cream? Maybe I should get a STEAK KNIFE, and etch it in your mother(plunger thrust) forehead! HOW HARD CAN IT (squeaky toy) BE? ICE-MOTHER(drum hit)-CREAM! I guess that's the price I pay for living with two (dial tone) MORONS!
"Pregnant" Meatwad, to Master Shake and Frylock, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, "Gee Whiz"

"I've heard that you're taking a stand against that FILTHY DEVIL, Godwin! You're going to BASH him up good?! This is absolutely wonderful news! That insalubrious blackguard Godwin is truly the very SOUL of evil incarnate! His PESTIFEROUS being spreads evil to everything it TOUCHES! Stormfist USED to be mine, I tell you! It RIGHTFULLY belongs to the House of Aethelbald! He TOOK it from me, he TRICKED everyone! FILTHY, FILTHY, DEVIL! No QUARTER or MERCY for the FILTHY DEVIL! BASH HIS EXECRABLEMALEFICENT RANCOROUSDAMNABLEFACE! DEVIL! PERFIDIOUSMISERABLEODIOUSWRESTCH!! GEETAAAAARRRGH!!!"
Egbert Aethelbald in Suikoden V during the recruitment scene

"I... apologize for that outrage. It was... childish, and immature... I just get... a little peeved when I see one of my childhood icons carrying... *deep breath* A BAT CREDIT CARD, YOU BASTARDS!! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!! ALL OF YOU WILL DIE, YOU'LL GET THE GAS!!!"

"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"
— The Player Character from Baldur's Gate, after receiving one too many mysterious answers

Arin: I appreciate it, but look what we're dealing with, man!
Jon: Heh, Arin-
Arin: You gotta draw the line somewhere!
Jon: Arin we-
Arin: YOU GOT TO DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE.
Jon: Arin we got to-
Arin: YOU GOT TO MAKE A STATEMENT! YOU GOT TO LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY "What am I willing to put up with today?... NOT FUCKING THIS!

Lois: Raymond? I just noticed that this background is blue; do I have time to change into my grey pashmina?
Raymond: ... GET BACK IN YOUR PLACE!!! WE'RE TAKING THIS DAMN PICTURE!!!

Carla: [Disgusted and self-righteous] I can't believe you, Bambi!
Turk: She is so right, man.
Elliot: What are you thinking?!
Cox: [Obnoxiously] Ohhhhh, Rin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin—
J.D: [Exploding] SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AND SHUT UP, OKAY?!?!?! Who are you people to give me advice about anything?! All you do is just bitch about your relationships all day long! [To Cox] And you know what? Glare all you want, Big Dog, because I'm not afraid of you, okay. [Whiny] "Oh no, Jordan's only paying attention to the baby!" That must be so hard for Dr. "LOOK AT MEEEEE!", isn't it? "Look at meeeeeee!"
[Cox glares indignantly but has no response]
J.D: [To Turk and Carla] And you two! What, you're arguing since you got engaged? Wow, you're probably the first couple that's ever done that ever. It can't be that you're just scared, is it?
[Carla and Turk look embarrassed and slightly ashamed]
J.D: [To Elliot] And you... you know, let's just forget for one second that a month ago you told me you couldn't be in a relationship with anyone. Because for me, it's actually fun to watch you sabotage a relationship from the outside. It really is. [Elliot seethes but stays silent] Honestly? The only thing that gives me comfort, you guys, is that while I'm sitting at home staring at the ceiling just wishing I had someone to talk to is that none of you idiots realise how lucky you are. [Storms off]
Scrubs

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