Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-7580 is to be kept within a 1:1 scale recreation of the bedroom it was discovered in, complete with all furniture and appliances. None of the objects within the room are allowed to be removed by SCP-7580, unless they are small enough to fit in its pocket, in which case they must be shown to a Level 2 security personnel or higher so as to avoid confusion. Subject is allowed free roam of the facility, but may not interact with any other SCPs under any circumstances that do not involve termination.
— Part of his FIMFiction profile, written in the style of an SCP Foundation article. Full article can be found here.
Max: Oh god, the owl! I hate the owl...
Schuyler: You are interrupting, sir.
: I see your five thousand and raise you Zelda Ocarina of Time Let's Play
—One of their many
Ocarina of Time introductions
Max: Hey! You know what this calls for? A PARTY!
: (Dope Slap)
I just slapped him in the head.
—The beginning of
Zero: (gasp) I'm in Equestria! Oh...I can't believe it! ...oh no...
Peter: Oh hi!
Max: Hey guys! Whatcha doing?
—Hearth's Warming Minecraft begins
: Hey, bat! Batman! (deep voice)
I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN.
Mobius: No, I'm not. I'm Superman.
Max: I'm Spiderman.
Max: I'm Alex S.
Zero: We are all Alex S!
—LMAO Ultimate Tree Survival, part 1
THE GODDAMN BATMAN sings Love is in Bloom - Extended Version
—His (former) YouTube channel description