"I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arse bandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-arse, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life. And I am not a pervert. If there's one twisted bastard in this family, it's this little blackmailer here. So congratulations, Thomas. I've just officially outed you."
—Stuart, Queer as Folk (UK)
Marge: Oh, Homer, please. You're embarrassing yourself.
Homer: No, I'm not, Marge! They're embarrassing me! They're embarrassing America! They turned the Navy into a floating joke! They ruined all our best names, like "Bruce" and "Lance" and "Julian"; those were the toughest names we had! Now, they're just... eh...
John: Queer?
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that word! That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!
Homer: No, I'm not, Marge! They're embarrassing me! They're embarrassing America! They turned the Navy into a floating joke! They ruined all our best names, like "Bruce" and "Lance" and "Julian"; those were the toughest names we had! Now, they're just... eh...
John: Queer?
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that word! That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!
—The Simpsons, "Homer's Phobia"
