->''"Back in Wilson High\\
Said I had these two best friends\\
Til the school bus came\\
And took my friends away"''
-->-- '''Music/{{Weezer}}''', "Mykel and Carli"

->"Iím only going to appear in 11 episodes this year now youíve agreed to give me more money", ''says Duchovny.'' "Fine, but Iím going to [[BadassInDistress strap you in a chair and torture you horribly]] for being such a pain in the ass," ''responds Carter.''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/the-x-files-season-eight.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles''

->''"When it comes to writing off a character, [[AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence ascending 'em into a higher plane of existence]] is probably the cheesiest way to go. You get to mourn the character as if they had truly died, but all the while the audience is deep down well aware that they will probably come back someday... ..."Ascension" is even responsible for getting Creator/WilWheaton out of the gruesome demise he so desperately, desperately deserved on STTNG when Wesley Crusher becomes a Traveler after turning emo and meeting some Indians ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer seriously]])."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-7660-10-most-implausible-unpleasant-infuriating-ways-sci-fi-shows-kill-off-main-characters/ "10 Most Implausible, Unpleasant, And Infuriating Ways Sci-fi Shows Kill Off Main Characters"]]

->'''Chris''': As much as this show has moved on from Lana, it seems weird that they didnít get Kristin Kreuk to [[BackForTheFinale make an appearance in some capacity]]. Did they blow their entire guest star budget on Rosenbaum?\\
'''David''': Well, Iím sure Kreuk had more important proj ó [[Film/StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi aaaaahahahaahah]], no, I canít finish that sentence...Good luck, Kristin! Congratulations on escaping the ''Titanic'', even though you were [[TheScrappy the Goddamn iceberg.]]
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-finale/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Finale")

->"You don't have to worry about [[Creator/BruceWillis Church]] anymore. He's, uh, he's out of the picture."
-->-- '''Max Drummer''', ''Film/TheExpendables3''