->''"Impaired vision equals smart!"''
-->--'''Sarin the wizard,''' ''Webcomic/TheDragonDoctors''

->''"There's nothing wrong with my eyes. I wear them for show."''
-->--'''Emma Emmerich,''' ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty''

->''"I refuse to believe those glasses are prescription."''
-->--'''Baby Manatee,''' ''WebVideo/ManateeGirlTheMovie''

->'''Connie:''' You don't know me at all! You still haven't even noticed my glasses!
->'''Dr. Maheswaran:''' Your glasses? What's wrong with your glasses?
->'''Connie:''' They don't have lenses any more! ''(She sticks her hand through the frame of her glasses.)'' I haven't needed actual glasses for more than a year!
-->--''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Nightmare Hospital"
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