Misa: I can't dream of a world without Light!
L: Yes, that would be dark.
Frederick: Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
Igor: And you won't be angry?
Frederick: I will not be angry.
Igor: Abby someone.
Frederick: Abby someone. Abby who?
Igor: ...Abby Normal.
"It never could be love, that's how it had to be"
"Her name reminds me of female anatomy!"
My last name's Kader. So if I ever have a child, if it's a boy, I'll definitely name him Al... Al Kader. It's a good name. If I have girl, I'll name her Darth... Darth Kader, that's a sweet name.
— Aron Kader, The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour
What about you? Do you find it wisible when I say the name "Biggus Dickus"? He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttox.
— Pontius Pilate, Monty Python's Life of Brian
The person in question was a victim of murder, not ill-conceived naming, Mr. Wright.
I hope you're not going to be another one of those Russian agents whose name is just a cheap sexual pun, Ms Sukmeoff.
— Hugh Dennis, "Unlikely lines from a Bond film", Mock the Week
You don't need double talk! You need Bob Loblaw!