Quotes / Prophecies Are Always Right

"The great and powerful Oracle. We meet at last. I suppose you've been expecting me, right? The all-knowing Oracle is never surprised. How can she be, she knows everything. But if that's true, then why is she here? If she knew I was coming, why didn't she leave?"
* Smith smashes a plate of cookies on the table against the wall*
"Maybe you knew I was going to do that, maybe you didn't. If you did, that means you baked those cookies and set that plate right here deliberately, purposefully. Which means you are sitting there also ''deliberately, purposefully."
Agent Smith, The Matrix

"That's another fine plan ruined by the mysterious forces of destiny! Let's get the heck out of here!"
Green Boss Dude, Hitmen For Destiny